Posted 11 hours ago

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

potato-who:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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date the netflix guy

Posted 11 hours ago
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

geckoblue:

sounds-of-a-fugitive-mind:

ultrafacts:

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sounds like parents ALWAYS face the same concerns thoughout the generations.

This is going to be our generation as adults

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

geckoblue:

sounds-of-a-fugitive-mind:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sounds like parents ALWAYS face the same concerns thoughout the generations.

This is going to be our generation as adults

(Source: ultrafacts)

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

7.19.14-Hershey, PA [x]

This one is my favorite omg

(Source: 5secsofwentz)

Posted 19 hours ago

whothefisscott:

Went to a party and tbh my hair looks hella cool rn