Happy 47th Birthday, Helena!




Happy 47th Birthday, Helena!
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
9 or6 photos of Frank during Warped ‘05 | requested by justdiverightin ♥
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.